Medical mondays – finals


History: Patient presents with chronic fatigue, inability to relax gutlessly, chronically elevated cortisol levels, frequent panic attacks, disturbed sleep pattern, sleep deprivation, irritability, social withdrawal, marked increase in sticky note usage, poor diet, withdrawal symptoms if separated from mug of tea, lack of exercise, general apathy towards studies, loss of all concept of time

Diagnosis: finals

Treatment: sleep more tea

Prognosis: questionable



It’s not even Monday




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